Tuesday, April 1

Escaped!

WARNING!!! WARNING!!!



Psychopath escapes from the local institution. Beware of this delusional women who belives she is a "Vegas Show Girl" and a "Sailor". This women is NO show girl and most defiantly doesn't know the first thing about sailing. She has however learned to manipulate others into thinking so.

Just last weekend she was caught muscling her way onto the stage of Cher's opening number in Vegas trying to upstage the singer and take over the performance. Unfortunately, she escaped before authorities could apprehend the wannabe. She was also seen hijacking a canoe at a local lake... go figure she's nuts - you can't sail a canoe!

Please contact authorities if you see this women. Authorities are investigating possible drug use (see photo above) but nothing has been confirmed yet. She is not armed, although she does fight dirty... very dirty - but so can I!

7 comments:

Emily said...

oh, it's on. just remember where I live and who has ALL the pictures!

Christy said...

That is so funny. I just read her blog to figure out what is going on. This is going to get good. I can tell.

Kim said...

I love it! Keep these great pictures coming! I think you should get wendy in on the fun. :)

Elena said...

sick! That was pretty crazy -- oh the horror of those red hats!!!!

Tracy said...

that is awesome! both classic pictures. emily had it coming for her, since she actually volunteered to wear that crazy feather bowa... but if i remember right, there is a picture of you wearing that thing too. WATCH OUT!

Emily said...

http://espringer.blogspot.com/

You need to check this out!!!

Janan said...

still laughing